Every now and then, someone has another go: a portmanteau film featuring shorts from different directors.
One memorably feeble attempt was the London-set Tube Tales – produced by Richard Jobson and others – which suggested that in 1999, at any rate, the likes of Ewan McGregor and Jude Law were not yet set for flourishing careers as filmmakers. Memory may be playing tricks, but I recall that quality was invariably in inverse proportion to the fame of the participants; contributors that were not so well-known were more likely to have earned their place on merit.
Since then, we’ve had compilation films relating to the events of 9/11 (11’9”01 – September 11), and Tickets, which depicted different groups of travellers on a European train journey. Eros featured just three short films (from Steven Soderbergh, Wong Kar Wai and Michelangelo Antonioni) addressing the theme of love and sex. Arty assemblage Destricted pushed erotic boundaries further with contributions from the likes of Matthew Barney and Larry Clark.
Which takes us to Paris Je T’aime, a collection of 18 love stories, each taking place in a different arrondissement. It is, of course, a mixed bag – how could it be otherwise? – but there are plenty of gems.
Alexander Payne (Sideways) delivers a corker, with a hilariously unsophisticated American tourist (Margo Martindale) writing a letter home. Fellow countrymen the Coen brothers also show characteristic flair with a nicely judged short featuring Steve Buscemi as a tourist who gets caught up in the dramas of a French couple on the opposite platform of the Metro. But the Americans drop the ball with Wes Craven’s Pere Lachaise cemetery-set tale featuring British thesps Emily Mortimer and Rufus Sewell discussing Oscar Wilde.
My favourite of the shorts is by Tom Tykwer (Run Lola Run), which was filmed a year or two before the others, presumably as a lure to finance and an inspiration to subsequent contributors. It’s a highly stylised encapsulation of a love affair between two characters played by Natalie Portman and Melchior Beslon.
There were actually meant to be 20 films altogether, but two didn’t make the grade. Uncharitable observers might ponder exactly how bad those two rejects were if they were worse than the incoherent effort from Chris Doyle (the genius cinematographer who shot many of Wong Kar-wai’s films). Others might agree that Paris Je T’aime might have been even stronger had there been a little less Paris to aime. Whichever way you slice it, 18 films feel a lot in one sitting.
The compilation premiered at the Cannes Film Festival last year, and may have been the inspiration for yet another collection – this time on the subject of cinema itself – which was unveiled this year to commemorate the 60th edition. With contributions from the likes of Lars Von Trier, Roman Polanski, Gus Van Sant (again), the Coens (again) and Ken Loach, Chacun Son Cinema (To Each His Cinema) may yet show the light of day in theatres over here – in festivals, at least. I believe it is already available on DVD in France.
Paris Je T’aime is out now in UK cinemas.





